The Crisper Things Club
Crisp is key.
About Us


Our history began when the very first homo sapiens discovered fire. As they hunted and began to eat meat, they started to cook their meat over fire. At first it was just simply warm rather then cold, but then one human accidentally left his meat over the fire, creating a hard black skin over the surface. He took a big crunchy bite out of the meat- by then, many other humans had gathered around to see this new discovery- so after he swallowed  he declared that this meat was... CRISPYAnd from that moment on, a later to be famous organization called The Crisper Things Club was created.